Bonkers....

I wake up everyday it's a daydream
Everything in my life isn't what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I'm in to deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
And a heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip

Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free
Man I'm just living my life
There nothing crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
Man I'm just living my life
There nothing crazy about me

Bonkers

Dizzy, pretty much sums it up for me right now! (well aside from the violence :-)). The holiday I'm more than ready for is going to be bonkers. I'm not going to tell you exactly where I'm going but it's pretty close to the clubbers paradise of Ibiza! Any thoughts I had of being to old for that rapidly vanished when we meet up a few days ago to make sure we were set. Here's who I'm off with....

Gina - (Raffe) she's tall and giraffe fits with Gina hence Raffe! The baby of the group at just 21 I've known her for a while and she's always up for a good time. She's leaving her sexy football mad professional player boyfriend at home for the first time. Will she be playing away?

Carol - this is the second time I've been on holiday with Carol. She's a real sun worshipper and while we sleep she sunbathes. With a cleavage to die for even I get up while the suns up if she's by the pool topless. As far as I know she's always been a good girl on her holidays but that's not for a lack of opportunities. That cleavage could get her in some real trouble if she's not careful. Thankfully because she isn't a real party fiend she has no idea how wild I can get. Maybe I'll change that this year?

Emily - (EM) she's Carol's best friend. Another sun worshipper. I've not been on holiday with Em before but she tells me that Carol's told her good things about me. She hinted that she might be up for giving me a run on the party animal stakes. Bring it on!

Amy - works with Emily and Carol. She's got amazing legs. When we met she wasn't wearing any nickers either! Because of that I didn't notice a lot else when we met up. Oh she likes her red wine she downed a bottle with me! It's just a shame I was at home when it really kicked in!

Lucy - used to work with me. She's well up for a good time. Way back when I spent a great evening with her and her fella at the time. He went off the sleep and left the two of us to it. She's never really mentioned that night. Maybe it was a one off.... We'll see!

Gab's - (Gobby) if you want a moments piece don't go on your holiday with Gab's she's known as Gobby for two reason's. She never shuts up! Rumour is that she gives great head! I've been with a guy or two that's been on the receiving end of a Gobby special. I've never asked how I compare but when I mention that I know her you can see it in their eyes. Gobby is a godsend when it comes to pulling guys though she'll talk to anyone and when she's got their attention. A simple "do you think she ever shuts up?" has the ice broken. I just don't let on what they are missing out on!

Whit - I can't remember her real name (sorry Whit) she's been known as Whit for as long as I've known her. She has perfect feet, I just love to massage them. With shared the odd drunken kiss but I've never cracked Whit (yet!). Long blond hair she's popular with the guys although a long term relationship means that she isn't experienced enough to make the most of all their attention. There I times I don't even think she realises that her hair and looks have guys eating out of her hand. For me it's all about those toes, yum!

Rachel - (Rach pronounced Rich) Rach and I don't get out as often as we'd like. Together we're a formidable force. Clear the dance floor, empty the bar here we come! She's called Rich because she's married into money, lots of money. Our very own posh spice Rich has more plastic in her body than her handbag. Everything that could be enhanced has been. Everything is near perfect and her last op was to 'enhance' her pussy. I've been begging to see it and she's promised to show me where the £5,000 went while we're away. Can't wait.... I wonder if I will be able to keep my fingers and my tongue to myself?

Maddie - (Mads) is Rachel's sister in law. She is crazy and nearly always showing off some flesh she shouldn't be. She has near perfect tits and wears the lowest cut dresses to show them off. It usually a nipple that poking out but Mads will strip off and run down the beach at the drop of a hat she's so comfortable with her body. I've woken up with her naked next to me to many time to remember if anything happend! Mads and Rach keep each other in line. There's a few stories to tell but I'll keep you guys wondering on that front.

And me.... That's the crazy gang. It's going to be Bonker's. The ten of us, one villa, Lot's of parties the recipe for a week of hazy memories. Roll on tomorrow! Ibiza here I cum! Robin :-)x