Monday, 28 March 2011


Two updates in one day I'm spoiling you. However, I did want to share this little gem with you! A friend of mine Steve just text his mates and included me...

"morning fella's, how's this for minging. I finally got with that bird Kate over the weekend. Went down on her only to find her pussy covered in loo paper where she'd given herself a quick wipe in the lav! Wasn't so sure I wanted to put my tongue in there after seeing that!"

i'm sure we've all done it but ladies one to note... If you are getting little excited make sure you use a quality loo paper! Lucky Kate! LOL Robin X

Waking up with strangers is never easy!

I'm sat a work nursing a massive hangover. Whilst I might be here in body my soul is broken. I'm sure that time and coffee will pull me back together but that feels like it's a while off yet. Why am I so broken you might be asking? Well!

Every year me and my girls friends arrange a weekend away, in the past we have been to some very exotic locations but this year we chosse the Brecon Beacons. A friend of a friend owned a beautiful converted barn in the middle of no where. What an excuse for a party. I headed over straight after work and by 7pm on Friday I was on one. Saturday we started drinking at 11am and by 3pm the place was full of people. Friends of friends had decided to come for the weekend so it was buzzing!

I know what these do's can be like and things were getting pretty wild. I just have flash backs of the evening, I do know that my usual shitness at poker meant yet again I was sat in my bra and undies!

So my night was a bit of a blurr. So you can imagine my surprise when yesterday morning I woke up naked wrapped in the arms of a gorgouse blonde. (I know I couldn't believe it either) She was naked too and I just lay there hoping the memory of just what I'd done and how I'd got there would come back to me.

When she wile up she looked just as awkward..... After a long pause she said "eerrrm high I'm Clare and you are? I'm not really sure how I got here?" I was just pleased that she had as little recollection of the previous evening as I did. Neither of us could remember how we'd ended up in bed together. I kinda hoped that Clare would want to remind me of what I'd forgotten but she jumped out of bed to go to the bathroom. When she came back she sat on the edge of the bed looking around the room for her clothes. Passing me my things... "is this yours? Is this yours? As a pile of my things grew on the bed she slowly found her own clothes and dressed.

"Fancy some breakfast?" asked Clare as she headed downstairs. My friend Cloe poked her head round the door. "have fun?" she asked with a knowing smile. "I can't remember a thing" I replied. Cloe laughed "I'm not surprised you two were so out of it we just put you to bed in here last night with Clare as she was the same. I hope you didn't mind"

So nothing had happend...? Gutted. I learnt a valuable lesson. If you wake up in the arms of a hot, naked, good looking girl. Don't ask questions! Of course I made up for that yesterday but that's another story.... More soon Robin X

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Rush hour

I have no ideas where the days have been going. I've been flying around here there and everywhere. I've just logged on to let you know I'm alive and well and as always being fucked silly :)! I promise I'll bring you a full update soon when I have more time and I'm not squashed in a train with a load of grumpy commuters. Robin :-)

Wednesday, 16 March 2011


As always time has run away with me! I've been so busy I haven't had time to update my blog and I have so much to tell you about what I have been up too!

I'm away again with work for this rest of this week but I'll do my best to bring you a horny update over the weekend :-) x