Thursday, 25 March 2010

What goes bump in the night.....

It's funny how just when I think my life's getting a bit boring something always happens to add a little spark. Maybe it's just the way I try to never miss an opportunity but I can promise you what happened to me in the early hours of this morning, well make up your own minds!

I heard a rumble and a bang at 3am this morning in my kitchen. At first I thought someone had broken in but as I lay under the covers and listened and could here a sound similar to that of a hose pipe spraying water. I jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to find water pouring out from under the dish washer. I pulled it out and one of the hoses had split. In a panic I called Simon who lives next door but one. His phone rang and rang but eventually he answered. I explained what was happening and he could probably tell from the panic in my voice that I was in trouble!

Not five minutes later he was at my front door. I showed him the problem and he set about finding the main tap to turn off the water (I don't know why I didn't think of that). Eventually after emptying half the cupboards he found it and despite turning off the tap the water kept flowing!!! I quickly Googled up an emergency plumber and after nearly fainting at the price I was assured he would be there in 10mins as he lived just down the road.

Simon and I tried to manage the flood and I was filling bucket after bucket of water and it was still spraying all over kitchen and all up the wall and all over me. I was soaked. The door bell rang. Thank god the plumber had arrived. He soon had the leak under control. I won't embarrass Simon by telling you he was turning it the wrong way!! I had no idea just how wet I'd got the material of my nightie was matted against against my thy's and tits and had gone completely see through. Joe the plumber had a near perfect view from down on his knees and I had no idea that he was eyeing up my pussy so hungrily!

I made us all a cup of coffee as Joe stayed on his hands and knees mopping up the mess (getting an eyeful). Simon headed home to go back to bed and I waited for Joe to work up my bill. Now I'm always after a bargain but with an emergency call of charge of £90 and an hours labour at £100 for 20mins work well I could have cried. Joe said to call it an even £100 but still!

I decided to turn on my charm and started negotiating. Joe realised what I was up to and didn't seem to mind me running my hand up his thy to his crotch. I felt his cock harden under his overalls. I pulled at the poppers and unzipped his jeans. His hardening cock flopped from his pants coated in precum. I began to suck and lick the tip of his cock before sucking it deep into my mouth. Joe grunted and leaned back against the table. Slurping away on his cock he grasped the back of my head pulling me tight against his hot cock.

I slurped away and felt his balls tighten... I wanted more than just a bj at this stage so I slide my nightie up around my waist and rubbed my pussy against his hard on before letting it slide into my tight wetness. It didn't take Joe long to work up a rhythm and he grunted as he unloaded deep inside me. Moments later my orgasm took hold and I squeezed the last drops of spunk from Joe's cock. I slid off and licked his cock clean tasting that juicy concoction that drives me so wild.

Joe picked up the bill and screwed it up... "We'll consider it quits shall we. That repair should hold but if it doesn't you know who to call"! I woke up this morning feeling as horny as ever and made sure that I started the day with a play before finishing cleaning my kitchen and heading to work. I'm feeling horny, sleepy and have some big meetings... Good or bad combination? We'll see. Oh and I have no undies on today! Robin :-)

10 comments:

Jim Young said...

Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosy, as the old saying goes for that water valve. I think I may have chosen the wrong profession. Emergency Plumber is beginning to sound like a great second career!

Nick said...

Robin, nice to catch up with the latest news. It has been a while, but Darling can't we all have some lovely photos of all these lovely happenings?!
I recall the great sadness we all felt when you didn't post any after your vacation last year - brown all over-.

Please................Nick xxxx

W said...

Wow, wish those kinds of things happened to me ;)

Andy said...

Let me know next time you need your computer fixing! :-p

Playm8 said...

It sounds to me like you have the plumbing of the human male down to a fine science.

Jonr69xxx said...

Holly mackeral! I wish I was Joe.

Playm8 said...

Nick has made a good point - there really should be a pic of what you were wearing that evening. And, yes, you should be soaked in that pic too - affording us the same view as the plumber received.

pixiepie said...

sounds wet...

Part-time said...

Hi Robin,

A sexy story...but did you use a condom for protection? No, from the sound of it, but perhaps you didn't specify?

I shouldn't have to tell you that it's quite important in this day and age, especially when you are *ahem* screwing your local Joe Plumber...

Do tell, dear. I care.

PT Lover
http://ptlover.tumblr.com

brick said...

interesting,

something similar happened to my wife while i was serving a couple of weeks jail time for not paying my child support. in her case it was something to do with the washing machine. our friend henry could not get the leak stopped so she called the emergency plumber.

when he presented her with the bill she outright offered to fuck him if he knocked 50% off of the damned thing. he agreed, she fucked him, and he not only knocked her up but he gave her the clap as well.

as soon as i got out of jail she gave me the clap. i ended up giving it to my other lover, betty, who gave it to her husband. unfortunately, betty's husband is a doctor, and he is my doctor as well. so... when when my wife came in for the clap, when i came in for the clap, when betty came in for the clap, and when the inside of his dick started itching... well, he figured out the epidemiology of this damned disease and he shot betty and left town.

now i need to find another doctor, but at least we know where a cooperative plumber can be found. my wife got an abortion.

brick

 
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